Playing for Stratford Athletic can be dangerous, just ask those on the injury list. We did exactly that when we caught up with Will Winthrop and Elliot Greening.
Will Winthrop:
"I've got a physiotherapy session booked for my birthday. I've had surgery, the bandages are off and now it's all about the rehab. I'm working hard to get back into the squad; Walthamstow Village is my target. All I will say is; revenge is a dish best served cold.
"I was pleased to make it to the Stratford night out, celebrating Matt's birthday. However, I feel that my injury hindered me and therefore caused me to fail in my role as Assistant Manager. Without my assistance, Gaffer was seen shouting controversial chants at tube passengers, guilty of indecent exposure in Piccadilly Circus and has been accused of sexual harassment and cyber bullying after making several drunken phone calls to an unnamed female.
"Although I failed in assisting the gaffer, I'd like to think that I fulfilled my obligation to the players by assisting Matthew Wall and Darryl Kirby into a taxi. I shared a joyful bus-ride home and a delightful apple and blackberry pie with Top Boyfriend Ryan Bishop. Job done. Management."
Elliot Greening:
"I am putting my faith in club physio Tim Reynolds, who has diagnosed the injury as strained ligaments boys. Usually it takes three weeks to recover but without this weekend I should be available for selection for the FC Walthamstow game."
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